lavishness:

lookatallthesleepidonthave:

I feel not enough people acknowledge John Mulaney

He’s also the other half of the Hader-Mulaney writing team that brought us every SNL Stefon sketch. Also this bit, which is still the funniest stand-up piece I think I’ve ever heard.


do-you-even-misha:

tyleroakley:

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i laughed too hard at this.


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unfollowlng:

seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win


babeobaggins:

this is still SO FUNNY

babeobaggins:

this is still SO FUNNY

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fitspocean:

elletiburon:

sometimes when I’m angry or stressed or sad I think about whales just swimming around in the ocean, doing whale shit. like, they’re the biggest goddamn mammals on the planet. they don’t have time for little problems. there’s too much chill-ass whale shit to do.
basically what I am saying is that whales are my happy place.

That was so comforting

fitspocean:

elletiburon:

sometimes when I’m angry or stressed or sad I think about whales just swimming around in the ocean, doing whale shit. like, they’re the biggest goddamn mammals on the planet. they don’t have time for little problems. there’s too much chill-ass whale shit to do.

basically what I am saying is that whales are my happy place.

That was so comforting

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lora-mathis:

lora-mathis:

Red-eyed.San Diego.

should this selfie be my book cover? lol 

lora-mathis:

lora-mathis:

Red-eyed.
San Diego.

should this selfie be my book cover? lol 


I am afraid of getting older. I am afraid of getting married. Spare me from cooking three meals a day—spare me from the relentless cage of routine and rote. I want to be free… I want, I want to think, to be omniscient.
Sylvia Plath written in 1949 at age 17.  (via impiraminum)

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